Yikes

skelegun:

skelegun:

Woah your an “audiophile”? You listen to music? That’s crazy.

I hate music. I also hate to travel. I like to sit in the same silent room.

i-am-a-fish:

i am a simple being. i see anything, i have a crisis

benepla:

beaky-peartree:

benepla:

anyone else got problems

no you’re the only one

ok. sorry

veganhotchocolate:

hotmeat89:

Damn baby that iron defiencincy looks so sexy on you… hey wake up

noo don’t faint ur so pretty haha

abandonedfarm:

mentallyillfuck:

Am I cute? No. But do I have a nice personality? Also no

wizardjpeg:

you all only hate me because you do not like me and i am mean to you. grow up

thanbk:

mjalti:

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

Me after being asked to repeat my McDonald’s order

docpile:

tracey emin

danielcalmdown:

manywinged:

I have no relevant skills.

I am unpleasant to work with.

I like to cause problems.

johnnyjoestarrelatable:

when you’re a 14 month old french infant in a military hospital in the late 18th century and that weird hungry guy comes into your room

korbly:

this took me an hour (well spent)

original post by @metallicat5678